Penelope Cruz Halle Berry +

Avril Clone!!!!
















Check out the Pointers On My Star!!!!!















The Head Chewer!!!!!

Beyonce + +

Like a Robot in Bed That's Why Jay-Z's me!!!!!!!!














Why, Posh Do They Keep Following Us!!!!!!














My Breasts Are Too Sexy For My Body!!!!!

Hey Woodman, Keep The Stuff Dry OK!!!!!!

















Yes it's Ironic But Woodman Kept the Stuff Dry!!!!!!














Damn Where's Mc. and Woodman When You Need a Puff!!!!!!!

Amy Winehouse + +

Cutting The Mud For A Change!!!!!!!














Tom and Katie are so Hilarious !!!!!














Found Her At the Wax Museum!!!!

Amy Winehouse

Where's That Fking Dentist!!!!!











Cruising Beyonce Style!!!!!!















Reducing our Carbon Footprint!!!!!!!

Britney, Brook, Eva

Long Long Ago in an Enchanted Forest!!!!!!













Breakfast, Lunch, And Dinner!!!!!!


















Slam Dunk!!!!!!!

Britney and Friends + +

Brit's Friends are as Rude and Trashy as she is!!!!!












Unrequited Love Of Celebrities!!!!!!


















Damn, Caught Hair-synching!!!!!!

Anna Kornikouva + + +

New Doggy Style Tennis!!!!!


















Stop Looking or I'll Give You The Finger!



















COUGAR PURRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
















Mirror Mirror Who's The Most Outrageous of All, What Paris, NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Gerri, Britney, Pink Fur

Hey Shrek, Where's Donkey!!!!!

















Pretty Ugly in I Hope Fake Pink Fur!!!!!!

Anya Monzikova,Bai Ling, ++

Meal or No Meal, I Say Meal!!!!!!!

















I Was Sure This Was New Japanese Invisible Toilet!!!!!!


















The Hand That Rocks His Cradle!!!!


















I'm a Gangsta I Tell Ya!!!!!

Angelina +++

Flock of, It was all a big flocking mistake. No more Questions Please!!!!!

















Ho-Hum Just Chew My Rubber Bum, er Gum!!!!


















You Want Some of This Big-Boy!!!!!!!



















What? This isn't one of Those New-Fangled Toilets!!!!!!!

David Beckham

Where in Bloody Hell Am I Supposed To Be Playing!!!!



















Sign of DeGeneres Love!!!!



















Sign to Check out My Pussy, er I mean Doggy!!!!!!



















Sign, No that Trophy is not Sleeping With US Tony!!!!!!!

Avril Lavigne

Sign I'm So Humble Not!!!

Britney Spears

Sign You May Really Want to be a Stripper!!!!!!















Sign I'm Gonna Trash Your Skinny Butt E.!!!!!!!

















Sign, Do we Really Need My Name on This Chair!!!!!

















Sign Your Parachute Has Opened Prematurely!!!

Carmen Electra

Sign of When The Whip Comes Down!!!!!!!

















Sign You Are Probably a Lazy Ass Slob!!!!


















Sign You May Be Dating a Hitman or a Scientologist!!!!!!


















Sign Your Always Blowing Something!!!!!

Paris Hilton See Through

Sign Your Dress Fell Off Your Jailbird Ass!!!!!














Sign Pauly over used His Spray on Tan!!!!!















Sign You May Be Wearing Mom's Bloomers!!!!!!














Sign of Bad Publicity Grab or I like My Ass Plastered All Over The Media!!!