AMY WINOHOUSE

UGLIEST WINO AROUND

Mary Kate

I keep growing!!!!

Bloody butt

Damn I Got To Remove The Sitting On Knifes Part Of The Show!!!

Beyonce

The golden money machine!!!!!

Beautiful Butt

Another backside view!!!!!

Coooookoooooo for Coco!!!

Now there's what you call a load and well Coco!!!

Posh and Twin Douce bag

Double douce bags

Amy Wineohouse and Pete's drug advice house of falling cards!

One FK**** up celebrity telling another your alright. Just a little stoned!!!

You Devil Kate

Amy Winehouse's Mom

Amy Can't Wait To Look Like Mom!!!!!!

British Fun

I Hope Their Not Trannys!!!!

Carrot Top

Ugly Top!!!!

Calum Best

The Stripper Searcher Goes For a Walk!!!!!!!!

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton

The Drunken A** Party Twins!!!!!!!

Jessica Alba and David Letterman

Yes I Can See The Color Of Your Undies!!!!

American Gladiators

Old Sht Programing Becomes New Sht Programing!!!!!

Street Dancing Policeman

I Love English Threesomes!!!!

Posh

I Would Never Wear A Track Suit!!!!!

Angelina Jolie

The Best Car Bed In The World!!!!!!

Amywinehouse and Hubby Blake

Told You Not To Mess With My Stash!!!!!!

Princ Charles Brick Layer Wife?

Damn I Could Of Been A Brick Layer, That's What I Get For Chasing After Royalty!!!!!

Bill Murry

It Maybe Only DUI on a Golf Cart!!!!!!

David Beckham Directions

Camera Bend To Get Beckham Pic!!!!!

Hayden Panettiere Likes The Booby Lick

Nothing Like A Little Booby Lick!!!!!

Amy Winehouse Shows a Little Crack

Top of the Line Crack Wear By British Crack Expert!!!!!!!

Beth Ditto

This Bod Is The Real Thing Big Boy!!!!!!!

Brangelina

Hollywood Royal Family in Chicago!!!!

Amy Winehouse

Rehab, Yes, Yes, Yes!!!!!!

Britney Spears Believes

PhotoShop Does Wonders For Perfume Ads Do You Believe?!!!!!!!

Oprah Winfrey Has a Twin?

Hill Winfrey Twins?!!!!!!

Amy Winehouse

Damn, Carrying This Kentucky Bottle Makes Your Legs Wobble!!!!!!

Pussy Cat Payback

Ok Rin Tin Tin, It's Pussy Cat Payback Time!!!!!!

Katherine McPhee

Wonder Why My Bloomers Are Brown in the Back!!!!!!

George Bush and the Queen

He's Such a Borish Texan Always Laughing at Himself!!!!

Rumer Willis

And Dad Said Never Again After Home Schooling!!!!!

Avril Lavigne

Nothing Like a Cold Biotche on a Hot Day!!!!!!

TomKat Chicken Dance

The Scientology Chicken Twist Dance!!!!!!

Daniel Radcliff

Harry Likes Horses Doggy Style!!!!!!

Ben Stiller and Wife

Found Her in a Museum, The Mustang Ranch Museum!!!!!!

Flavor of Love and Rehab

Rehab Doesn't Work I'm Still Hanging With Trash!!!!!

Ali Sims

Recycled Britney Now Ali Euro Trash Fashion!!!!!!

Tom's New Airplane?

Tom's Spaceship Has Arrived?!!!!!!

Pure Refreshing Tap Water?

Ah, Pure Refreshing Tap Water!!!!!

Rearend Flash

Did I remember to put My Panties On?!!!!!!

Angelina Jolie Skinny Arms?

Damn That Photoshop Software!!!!!

Beyonce Loves Clowns?

We're Going To The Circus To Join The Clowns!!!!!!

Big Boobies

These Babies are Not Surgically Altered!!!!!

Amy Wino Winehouse

I'm a Skinny Ass Biotche and I Don't Care, Repeat Three Times!!!!!!

Al Gore Jr

No Matter What Your Doing Drive a Hybrid car!!!!!